So there are your standard Men’s funny Christmas sweaters you can find in your local department store or online. Perfectly respectable garments with a hint of holly here and perhaps a tree or two there, some mistletoe, a reindeer for the really adventurous. No one will bat an eyelid if you wear one of these. A red sweater. A cute Christmas sweater. A plain garden variety Christmas jumper. It’s fine. And fine is ok. We’re after extraordinary.